This gets a little carnel here, so stop reading now if you are easily offended. I came across this fine figure of a woman and we spent some "quality" time together. There, I've said it. Although she already had some suitors, a herd of silly bears, she needed a real man made of wood. When we rubbed up against each other, things got a little hot, if you know what I mean.
I see Dorothy the Butt Sniffer there in the background. A nice fella took this picture for me.
I see Dorothy the Butt Sniffer there in the background. A nice fella took this picture for me.
As a matter of fact, most of the chainsaw folks I met were real friendly, like this guy. He sports some serious chest muscle things there and big lumps on his legs. Good hair and jaw structure too. I wasn't too sure about what I might be getting into with this dude, so I beat feet outta there.
Later, around dusk on one lonely country road, I exited the road quickly and hid behind a pole. Good thing I'm a skinny little guy. This was one dude I wanted to avoid at all costs.
Dorothy has learned how to take pictures with my cell phone. She is a fearless little doggie.
I was feeling pretty resolute in my decision to leave my comfortable suburban life and my smokin hot husband and darling children to run off with the guy in the truck from your previous post WM. I find a sense of humor very attractive. I also like a man with a truck. To haul my craigslist purchases. That being said, I have definitely changed my mind since you posted the picture of the gentleman in the "short-alls". Meeee-row. Two questions: 1. Where can I find this succulent hunk on man meat? 2. Do you think he is into moms? I read recently that the most googled search term on "adult websites" is "MILF" so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
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DeleteWe're all concerned about the lascivious turn that WM has taken here and sincerely hope that this account does not turn into "soft porn" as the saying goes. And someone please get that young lady a hoody!
ReplyDeleteNice picture of Merle in his younger days. I'll bet he still wears that outfit around the house!
I have been told that you are currently watching House of Cards, so I think you have no room to be concerned about possible lasciviousness on this innocent Woodenman blog, Lou! Just in case you are not aware, two wooden objects that rub up against each other, create hotness, like rubbing sticks of wood together to make a fire, man - get it?
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